Vic Chesnutt - About to Choke

Myrtle
A funny pilgrim on a crazy crusade
a saucy chaucer, a sorry chapter mislaid
whittled with
an exacto knife
plum right through my load bearing wall
I’m horrified now
that I could do such a thing
but I thought I heard the singer
I’ve
heard those chimes so many other times
but if I gave in,it had to of been
I whupped it out, and destroyed my selfish cocoon
Since I gave in, it had
to of been
I’m not an optimist, I’m not a realist
I might be a
subrealist, but I can’t substantiate
It was bigger than me and I felt like a
sick child
dragged by a donkey, through the myrtle
New Town
New town reeks of lumber
New town beat the crowds
New town kittens discover that the
birds
scrape the ground
And even the loneliest old ladies get social
calls
Where they dine and talk about their saviour
And the grassroots
effort to incorporate
Elects a smiling mayor
New town
Americana
New town rookie police
New town industries are wanted for the
local employees
And a little bitty baby draws a nice clean breath
From
over his beaming momma's shoulder
He's staring at the worldly wonders
That stretch just as far as he can see
But he'll stop staring when he's
older
Oh new town
New town
New town
And even the loneliest
old ladies get social calls
Where they dine and talk about their
saviour
And the grassroots effort to incorporate
Elects a smiling
mayor
New town
New town
New town...
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Ladle
you file me with
the libertines
I fold in line
My monthly dole of magazines
Beaming
bistro shine
In my ladle is your plum
And my daily staple of your cutesy
crumbs
Of your cutesy falling crumbs
I saw you at the snazzy
din-din
You made me sad that I watched
I must say you truly packed ’em
in
Nearly dearly debauched
In my ladle is your plum
And my daily staple
of your cutesy crumbs
Of your cutesy falling crumbs
In my ladle is
your plum
And my daily staple of your cutesy crumbs
Of your cutesy falling
crumbs
Tarragon
Suckin on a
toothpick soaked with cinnamon
The boys in the backroom played
on
Anonymous Adonis, he’s the one you want
the boys in the backroom played
on
not beholden to know afterwards
Not beholden to the
afterwards
not beholden to the afterwards
Not beholden to the
afterwards
Saw him at the market buying tarragon
The boys in the
backroom played on
Clinch for a moment, then you wander home
The boys in
the backroom played on
Swelters
After the
splice
When the temperature’s nice
After the patch
When everything’s a
match
After the patch
after the edit
When it’s had time to
set
When it’s smooth
Then it’s time to move
when it is smooth
Go
consult your elders
Look into the thatch
any day that swelters
there’s
still some shelter
Beneath the hatch
Go consult your elders
Look
into the thatch
Any day that swelters
there’s still some shelter
Beneath the hatch
after the cool
When it’s wound on the
spool
When it’s spent
You’re rarely glad it went
when it’s
spent
Little Vacation
Like a little vacation
Like a little old song that I want to hear
Like a big
libation
Like a flattering sentence whispered in my ear
that’s what I
want
Every time I try what I’m trying for
why don’t we have a little
symposium
Where everybody takes the floor yeah
like a scenic
vista
Like a long awaited chemical buzz
like a far off twister
like an
unexpected pleasant run-in with the fuzz
that’s how I feel
every time
I feel like I want to feel so
why don’t we have a little council
meeting
And hash out something real
Robert’s rules of order will be,
be observed
I’ll be the parliamentarian
with an unswerving
dedication
Like a little vacation
like a little old song that I want
to hear
Like a big libation
like a flattering sentence whispered in my
ear
That’s what I want
every time I try what I’m trying for
why
don’t we have a little coucil meeting
where everybody takes the floor
Robert’s rules of order will be, be observed
I’ll be the
parliamentarian
with an unswerving dedication
Degenerate
I am a rough
ball of twine
I have a duty to do
I been tied to the table
but now I am
frazzled and aloof
degenerate, disintegrate the tight
knots
degenerate, rot away the nooses
degenerate, out come those
tangles
oh degenerate, oh degenerate
acorn squash and a hearty rows of
okra
stand of sweet corn by the, by the trickling creek
winter dead that
was buried ’neath the pole beans
behold a sink-hole in the
spring
degenerate washed by weather cycles
degenerate bleached the
deadly night shades
degenerate prepare to take the profit
oh degenerate,
oh degenerate
degenerate, disintegrate the tight knots
degenerate,
bleached the deadly night shades
degenerate, out come those tangles
oh
degenerate, oh degenerate
Hot Seat
Ventolin and Vivarin and primatine
secret tequila shots and a patch of morphine
in the
morning and in the throes
what a great day to come out of a coma
I’ve
been in the hot seat sweating it out
oh sweating it out
sweating it
out
sweating it out
I touch the telephone it falls away
I think
they call it empathy
but not this way
I put my lips on the sound
hole
my tongue is finally warming
but my brain is charcoal
I’ve
been in the hot seat sweating it out
oh sweating it out
sweating it
out
sweating it out
not much later, fall out of favor
pretty
soon
I know I’ll do
precisely what I wanted not to do
maybe I
slipped up
and learned a lesson
to work my proclivity towards second
guessing
I was too naive and enthusiastic
To keep my trap shut
and my
monkey in a motherfuckin’ basket
I’ve been in the hot seat sweating it
out
oh sweating it out
sweating it out
sweating it out
Giant Sands
do a little
rope trick
move around the mildew
when you stopped to make a phonecall
in the glitter of a landmark
she said something about a blood clot
and a bad wild peach
that nappy little news flash
takes the cut right
out of your crease
get it on demand
like Tupperware
shipped with
sarcasm
all is fair
jog through giant sands
till you’re
cleared
then to leave the land
unawares
"at least it’s not a
leg-break"
you laugh out loud and lonesome
in your cabin cruiser
on
your cross-county trek
your brain feels like a fiddle
a brittle fragile
vessel
pull off onto the shoulder
by the waterworks
get it on
demand
like Tupperware
shipped with sarcasm
all is fair
jog
through giant sands
till you’re cleared
then to leave the land
unawares
Threads
your personal
pariah is in a wool cap
the mirror flakes away take a long
nap
watching the threads disintegrate
like the Krishna beads in a
lockbox safe
watching the threads disintegrate
like the Krishna beads in a
lockbox safe
watching the threads disintegrate
crumbling like the lawn
art you made
oh lawn art you made
oh lawn art you made
oh lawn art you
made
I was crumbling like the lawn art that you made
hard brown bread
cut with a circular saw
shallow rattling breath with a wee
cough
watching the threads disintegrate
foisted into the middle
ages
watching the threads disintegrate
foisted into the middle
ages
watching the threads disintegrate
remain in the ruckus and you will
get scraped
oh you will get scraped
oh you will get scraped
oh you will
get scraped
if you remain in the ruckus and you will get
scraped
See You Around
I’m sorry
for my lack of communication
but as I’m staring out this fifth floor
window
it seems like the least amount of communication the better
oh, well
what am I supposed to say
"there’s a bloody effigy on my wall
and the
complimentary carnation is falling apart"
and I ain’t got time for the
niceties
or rather I was never never fond of the niceties
I will see
you around
I will see you around
see you around
see you
around
well I must admit I’m flattered by your consecration
It’s a
mind-numbing spine-chilling
but never-the-less heartwarming gesture
but
as you make your advances so clumsily
I’ll save us both the both the hassle
and leave
and hang out all night
in the familiar fluorescent light of
Dunkin’ Donuts
’cause I ain’t got time for the niceties
or rather I was
never never fond of the niceties
I will see you around
see you
around
see you around
see you around
well how are you with
issues
lately you’ve been a half-assed activist
you’ve been seen sashaying
around the picket line
wearing scarcely any sign
oh but always vocal in
love and strife
and the politics of your all important life
well I’m
sorry but your routine is coming off a bit ragged
and I ain’t got time for
the niceties
or rather I was never never fond of the niceties
I will
see you around
I’ll see you around
see you around
see you around
see
you around
see you around
I’ll see you around
I’ll see you
around
I’ll see you around